trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

published: 1 week ago, with: 283,733 notes
reblogged from: crystallized-teardrops +

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

published: 1 week ago, with: 164,650 notes
reblogged from: fake-mermaid + originally from: evilfeminist.

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

published: 1 week ago, with: 222,647 notes
reblogged from: crystallized-teardrops + originally from: nipetas.

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

published: 1 week ago, with: 130,265 notes
reblogged from: stay-ocean-minded +

published: 1 week ago, with: 88,169 notes
reblogged from: stay-ocean-minded + originally from: adequaint.

lindsaylohoean:

all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

published: 1 week ago, with: 53,532 notes
reblogged from: fake-mermaid + originally from: lindsaylohoean.

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

published: 3 weeks ago, with: 272,026 notes
reblogged from: crystallized-teardrops + originally from: racingbarakarts.

leis-ure:

more here :)

published: 3 weeks ago, with: 56,154 notes
reblogged from: leis-ure + originally from: foreverkendallxokylie.

“Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.” — This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via stay-ocean-minded)

published: 3 weeks ago, with: 589,896 notes
reblogged from: stay-ocean-minded + originally from: anitaspallenberg.

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

published: 3 weeks ago, with: 755,498 notes
reblogged from: fake-mermaid + originally from: habituallydestructive.